CRABBY OLD MAN AND HIS STINKY OLD WIFE

THE CRABBY  OLD  MAN

AND HIS STINKY  OLD WIFE.. 

The CRABBY old man and his STINKY old wife ..

They've been together so long,

They've had  quite a life...

Together they raised six ONERY

kids ... 

Each one made  (the CRABBY old man and the STINKY old wife)

flip their lids !!

They raised the ONERY six kids 

on little of nothing..

It was difficult to do, almost as bad as having consumption !!

Day after day , year in and year out..

It was a hard life to live.. BUT..

(The CRABBY old man and the STINKY  old  wife)...

Would never change a thing, 

They proudly tout !!

As the years  went by , the  CRABBY old man and the STINKY 

old wife .. 

Saw their six ONERY kids  leave their home..

But it seemed some of  the ONERY six kids   returned  to the CRABBY old man and the STINKY old wife..

Couldn't they have just phoned !!

Just kidding !! ONERY !!