"HER BIRTHDAY"...

March 6th.. "HER"  BIRTHDAY... Ahh ya, today is the day "SHE" sets a side..  Sets a side, but also should I say Collides. .  With her alter ego who can't catch a break.. Cuz that "fat cow" is all about what she ate.. If it was up to "HER".. She'd eat everything in sight.. Well, of course, she's not all that bright.. She'd eat everything from morning to night.. And wouldn't even put up  a decent fight..March 6th.. "HER"  BIRTHDAY... Ahh ya, today is the day "SHE" sets a side..  Sets a side, but also should I say Collides. .  With her alter ego who can't catch a break.. Cuz that "fat cow" is all about what she ate.. If it was up to "HER".. She'd eat everything in sight.. Well, of course, she's not all that bright.. She'd eat everything from morning to night.. And wouldn't even put up  a decent fight.. Donuts, pastry, pasta  and Cakes.. She'd probably eat it if it was  All Fake... If it was up to "HER".. she'd spend most of her time.. Feeding her pie hole and not thinking about the climb... Of the scales as it keeps  reading higher and higher.. Til her mid section looks like a tire.. Thank God.. I'm in control ..  At least that what I think As she's eating another roll!! Good grief! I have to get her attention .. But WAIT, STOP .. It's her birthday today.. So I guess I'll let her have her Own Way!! She's suppressed me .. I'm out of her head..  Been that way since  she got out of bed.. So I guess I will give her  this one stinkin' day.. To eat, drink and be merry  and let her have her way.. Come tomorrow.. I'll come back with a vengeance .. And will be back to normal with good conscious .. Cuz, if I let her loose everyday for the rest of her life.. I'd have to cut her throat with a dull kitchen knife!!  I don't want to go back to being  Fat!! I like my jeans a size "6" to be exact!! Happy Birthday to me !! March 6, 1948 Donuts, pastry, pasta  and Cakes.. She'd probably eat it if it was  All Fake... If it was up to "HER".. she'd spend most of her time.. Feeding her pie hole and not thinking about the climb... Of the scales as it keeps  reading higher and higher.. Til her mid section looks like a tire.. Thank God.. I'm in control ..  At least that what I think As she's eating another roll!! Good grief! I have to get her attention .. But WAIT, STOP .. It's her birthday today.. So I guess I'll let her have her Own Way!! She's suppressed me .. I'm out of her head..  Been that way since  she got out of bed.. So I guess I will give her  this one stinkin' day.. To eat, drink and be merry  and let her have her way.. Come tomorrow.. I'll come back with a vengeance .. And will be back to normal with good conscious .. Cuz, if I let her loose everyday for the rest of her life.. I'd have to cut her throat with a dull kitchen knife!!  I don't want to go back to being  Fat!! I like my jeans a size "6" to be exact!! Happy Birthday to me !! March 6, 1948