WHO IS SHE??

Who is this little  old lady, who comes and visits daily ?

She stops by every morning and always wants to stay late ..

I see her in the mirror or as I pass a window glass..

She always  stays in stride with me ..

God knows I try to pass ..

She's crazy as a coot, she laughs at all my jokes..

If I didn't know much  better, she could be related to MY folks..

Her hair is getting thin and she colors it ta-boot!!

What ? She thinks it makes her

Younger? I've got news for her..

IT DON'T !!

Her boobs are long and saggy,
 her lips are creased and deep..

She is older than she thinks, 

My gawd,  she's such a creep !!

I try with all that's in  me, to ditch

Ol' Granny Tag a Long..

But everywhere I turn, 
she's right where I belong..

" Oh my goodness Gracious"

" Oh My  Stars , Good Grief"

For me there is no rest.. 

For me there is NO PEACE!!

  (My gawd, she talks like me)...

She's with me all day long..

She's with me night time too ..

I try to run and hide.. BUT,

She never  has a clue..

So tomorrow when I wake and  start 

another day ..

I am hoping she got lost,

It is all what I want and  pray !!